I work in a goddamn freezer following robots around for 10 hours a day. After work all I want some beers and some whiskey. Now you’re tellin me someone will mix them together for me?! Now you’re tellin me it’s not beer mixed with whiskey?! It’s beer that sleeps in whiskey barrels for while? Can I add my own whiskey? I won’t need to? Just try it?  
  It tastes like whiskey to me. It looks like red/orange whiskey. It smells like whiskey mixed with beer mixed with wood and vanilla. This is pretty boozy, not sure I need to add my own whiskey but I’m gonna anyway. The freezer cures any hangover. Im going to bed, leave me alone.

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