Greetings.
Here is a collection of photoshops that I have made.
Many have been on somethingawful.com, hence the watermarks, but I assure you that they're mine.
DICK AND JANE
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Here we see the darker side of your mother's
grade school primers. To make a little milk money on the side, Dick started
pushing H to gradeschoolers. This baby caught wise, so he paid some kid
with Downs Syndrome to teach it lesson. The body was found three weeks
later in a ditch near Santa Cruz.
I had to create the entire bottom of Dick's track suit from scratch, which is why it looks a little lumpy. Finding little sneakers proved to be the hardest part of all, though.
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LEE HARVEY OSWALD
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Contrary to popular belief, Lee Harvey never once professed himself a pasty. He was merely declaring his unbridaled fandom of Country Singstress Patsy Cline. See, it was all just a big misunderstanding the whole time!
Owald's obession was further evidenced in this photograph, unearthed by the crack staff at Life Magazine.
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