Calling the Weekly Standard a right-winged newspaper seems a bit of an understatement, but I guess it's huge subscriber base just isn't enough for people to stop bitching about a left-biased media. I went down to the supermarket to count as many obviously left-biased magazines as I could, and I found a whopping two Rolling Stone and Spin. Right-winged magazines abounded, though. Guns and Ammo was merely the centerpiece for the magazine's rack's largest section: that which provides centerfolds for people who like to jerk off while looking at pictures of guns. The American Standard was there. So were a bunch of magazines that had the audacity to debate the need for gay marriages. On this matter, there is no debate. You are either a retard, or you are not.

If you're the kind of total fuckwit who thinks that gay people should be shot and the homeless should be walled up, then I suppose that to you the media does seem to have quite the leftward slant. Otherwise, I cannot see how a rational person would conclude that the American magazine industry, which is almost completely controlled by four or five media giants, would ever side with the left over the corporate-friendly right.